Come on, I dare ya!

I was flipping through the "next blog" feature on Blogger, and came across a hilarious post about work dares. It cracked me up at work, and I dare all of you at work to actually do these dares.

One Point Office Dares
1) Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
4) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
5) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
6) While riding in the lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Three Point Office Dares
1) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

Five Point Office Dares
1) At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem(extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing frustration, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call.
4) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and
act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
5) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.